Tonight on Saturday Night time Dwell, Sam Rockwell reunited along with his The White Lotus co-star, Walton Goggins, for a musical sketch involving a person with child ft.
The sketch begins when Jane Wickline walks into Central Park Zoo and discovers a small shoe sitting mysteriously deserted.
“A tiny child shoe, in the midst of the zoo,” Wickline sings. “I can’t maintain strolling. Can’t fake I didn’t see it after I did, and it’s altering me inside.”
Wickline continues, “I simply discovered this tiny child shoe, put a footprint on my coronary heart I can’t undo. Can’t throw it away. It’s not trash. A chunk of my future, part of your previous. Gotta discover this child, that’s what I’ll do.”
Subsequently, she walks across the zoo in search of the kid the shoe matches, just for one foot to be “too skinny,” one “too fats,” and one “too lengthy and oh so flat.”
Bizarre, she thinks, as a result of these are the one infants she sees right here.
“Really, the shoe belongs to me,” sings Goggins. “I’m a totally grown ass man, with tiny child ft, and I’d actually be so grateful should you’d give my shoe again to me.”
“I discovered this tiny child shoe,” Wickline sings, “and the person it belongs to.”
“Absolutely that is destiny,” Goggins replies, “and also you and I’ll date!”
However Wickline doesn’t perceive how he’s come to this conclusion.
“You and I are going to this point now, proper? Since you discovered my shoe,” says Goggins.
Wickline clarifies that she was in search of a child.
“No, you thought you had been in search of a child, however you had been in search of me. Ding dong, bing bong. Right here I’m!” Goggins exclaims. “She lastly discovered her man, they usually made love on the carousel…”
Wickline notes that they’re not a pair, with Goggins bemoaning being “straight up gaslitted.”
“I do know what you’re considering. He has small ft. Is his different half small too?” he says.
She wasn’t considering this, although when he asks “Is 2 inches small?”, she has to say sure.
“You go and depart me be,” Goggins cries. “I’d stroll away myself, however I’m drained already. I already walked like 45,000 steps at present. I’ve solely been awake for like 20 minutes.”
Enter our sensible narrator Rockwell, dressed as a balloon artist, who says, “I feel we’ve all discovered a really invaluable lesson at present at present. Cinderella guidelines aren’t real-life guidelines.”
Wickline tells him to thoughts his enterprise, asking if he makes a behavior of “interrupting conversations with nuggets of knowledge.”
Rockwell lastly accepts he’s not welcome right here, with Wickline singing in closing, “I assume the lesson right here is if you discover a child shoe, and the shoe matches like a glove, you possibly can go about your day but it surely don’t imply you’re in love.”
Goggins hosted tonight’s episode, with Arcade Hearth as musical visitor. Watch the complete sketch above.
