Saturday Night time Dwell got here out of the gate swinging at President Donald Trump after one other tumultuous week for the U.S. financial system, poking enjoyable on the chaos with a phase that includes host Jon Hamm as a really disillusioned cable information character making an attempt to make sense of the mess.
“Let’s test on the S&P500, down 2.3%, the NASDAQ is down 265 factors…does that imply something to anybody?” he says on the prime of the printed on CTCBC (Test-to-Test Enterprise Information Channel).
His co-host, performed by SNL forged member Ego Nwodim, chimes in: “I’m positive it means one thing to somebody, nevertheless it appears like a bunch of gibberish to me. Let’s check out field mac and cheese, which is up 4.5% to $1.59.”
Aghast, Hamm asks, “Even throughout the road?” The reply is sure, even throughout the road. For inquiring minds, “huge ass field of Bisquick” can be up.
The healthcare sector isn’t wanting significantly better, in keeping with Hamm’s character, who says “to this point, in 2025 spending on physician visits stays regular at zero.”
These feeling the squeeze from Trump’s tariffs are in luck, as CTCBC’s David Hayes (Kenan Thompson) has some options for the way and the place to make cuts to the finances to get by. For instance, attempt subbing Cap’n Crunch with the generic “Sergeant Munch.”
“Decrease rank, lower cost,” Thompson’s character guarantees.
Watch the total sketch above.
